Star Jones, ALL HAIL QUEEN OF THE BOBBLE!

Bobble Head's, whats up with that?

Now that I have broken the ice, I would like to discuss the neck of one known as, Star Jones.
Once a neck of Average size, it has begun to take on the emaciated form of Paris Hiltons left Femur. Now I am not saying that Star Jones isn't of a healthy weight, I am just saying that her neck is just 3 sizes to small. Or her head is 3 sizes to big, I am not exactly sure which it is, but I Digress. The point is that Star Jones and her undersized Neck or are Evil and are trying to create a Master Race of small necked people! ... Ok, and she gives a bad name to fat women Everywhere! Nothing Like Kirsti Alley, now that bitch has got some pride, she doesn't care what she looks like, she is proud, and she walks around with out make up too, hmm, well I dont know if she should really being doing that. But any way, the point is, Kirsti Alley has pride for who she is and what she looks like even if she is into that Scientology, lord Xenu, Tom Cruise worshiping, couch jumping, alien soul's trapped in a volcano shit.

By the way, The Alien Over-Lord Formally know AS Lord Xenu is not simply just going by ~**~

Any way the point I was coming to, Star Jones should be Euthanized, Yep and just to ensure there will be none of that returning from the dead shit, then should be decapitated, set on fire and sent hurdling into space, and if her flaming neck happens to land on ~**~ dinner plate, that would be fine too.



Remember Kiddies, Big Brothers watching.